【好看推荐】键盘侠|禁止在湖马罚球大战插播篮球赛！第一批文班黑粉诞生

【赛后帖】本场比赛文班亚马犯满离场，斯玛特关键时刻发球失误送出球权，尚帕尼造成犯规后关键绝平两罚不中。最终，湖人118-116马刺险胜过关。

双方数据：

湖人（7-2）：东契奇35分9板13助5断2帽、艾顿22分10板2帽、斯玛特17分5板5助、八村塁15分2板、海斯9分4板1助、拉拉维亚8分6板1助、范德比尔特5分2助、克内克特3分1板1助、布朗尼2分1板、史密斯2分

马刺（5-2）：文班亚马19分8板3助、卡斯尔16分5板8助3断、索汉16分2板、瓦塞尔15分3板4助、尚帕尼14分7板、巴恩斯14分6板3助、凯尔登12分2板1助、沃特斯6分1板、奥利尼克4分4板3助

湖人马刺一战引发国外球迷疯狂吐槽，评论精选如下：

[–]SpursLurkerFlash

Lakers gutted out an ugly win. Spurs still have lumps to take and learn from. Having said that - 82FTA, 3 hours, with like 25% of the time being actual basketball.

马刺球迷：

湖人胜之太不武，我刺成长要交租；

罚球八十四，比赛仨钟头，实战两成五，熬完只想吐！

[–]LakersPalifaith

I can't believe they sneaked a basketball game during tonight's FT shooting contest.

湖人球迷：不敢相信他们居然在今晚的罚球大赛里插播篮球赛！

[–]SupersonicssloBrodanChillosevic

Of course the best way to showcase the two brightest stars of the NBA's future was to call 66 fouls and shoot 84 free throws. What else could we possibly have asked for?

超音速球迷：联盟这波操作真绝了！未来门面亮相夜，裁判硬是用66声哨子+84个罚球，给咱办了场“犯规博览会”！咋的，这是怕球迷不认识罚球线，专门搞个专场教学啊？

[–]ThunderBeastnoscope

this game birthed the first wemby haters becus I hate EVERYONE involved in this atrocity

雷霆球迷：这场比赛催生了第一批文班黑，因为我恨这场垃圾比赛的每一个人！

[–]Lakersredaka00

Think it's fair to say that we all lost from watching the refs take over that game...

湖人球迷：承认吧，看完裁判控场的比赛，所有人都被拿捏了……

[–]NuggetsTogglea

Does this post game thread have a foul

掘金球迷：这赛后讨论帖该不会也被吹个犯规吧？

[–]LakersDuskuser

Flagrant foul for ending the game before the 8 hour mark

湖人球迷：比赛没打满8小时就结束？恶意犯规！

[–]CanadaMeta4ors

Marcus Smart just gave Lakers fans a heart attack

球迷：马库斯·斯玛特刚才差点把湖人球迷吓出心脏病。

[–]tommos

JJ about to go on a killing spree in the dressing room.

球迷：JJ·雷迪克回到更衣室怕是要大开杀戒了。

[–]LakersDaBusDriva2

Game is not over. Refs have 0.000000001 tenths of a second left

湖人球迷：比赛没完！裁判还剩0.000000001秒可吹！

[–]LakersOk_Raspberry7374

66 foul calls. Fucking incredible.

湖人球迷：66次犯规吹罚，真特么离谱。

[–]Ayjel89

The refs didn’t get the memo that this is Wemby and Luka on national television

球迷：裁判是没接到通知吗？这场可是有文班亚马和东契奇的全国直播啊！

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen

This game was bizarre as fuck lmao

湖人球迷：这比赛抽象大师都得喊爹！

[–]NaturalOk9231

84 free throws, man. 84.

球迷：84次罚球啊，大哥！整整84次。

[–]AlwaysGoodVybes

What a horrible product, refs were awful both ways. Just not an enjoyable watch with all these whistles.

球迷：这比赛质量太辣鸡了，裁判两边瞎吹。哨声响个不停，看得人抓狂。

[–]LakersDJ_27

Lost in all of the chaos of tonight's refball, Luka has been incredible on defence to start the season

湖人球迷：别被今晚这判罚乱局骗了，东契奇本赛季开局的防守简直不可思议。

[–]RocketsSc0rch1ngDr4g0n

I know they won, but between Marcus Smart and Jake Laravia, who does Luke choke out and which one gets JJ?

火箭球迷：虽然赢了，但在斯玛特和拉拉维亚之间，你猜东契奇会掐死哪一个？JJ·雷迪克又会对谁下手？

[–]tommos

Hey, at least it wasn't Jaxon Hayes this time. Can you imagine if it was Hayes instead of Smart that did that? JJ would have gone on a killing spree right then and there.

球迷：嘿，至少这次不是贾克森·海斯。你能想象要是海斯干了斯玛特这事？JJ·雷迪克当场就得血洗更衣室。

[–]Ranjith_Unchained

Smart played excellent all game and he almost negated everything with the boneheaded play at the end

球迷：斯玛特全场打得贼好，结果最后那个无脑操作差点把一切全毁了。

[–]Wizards35chambers

possibly the worst game of basketball i have ever seen

奇才球迷：这大概是我看过最烂的篮球赛。

[–]Rocketsbigtice

This game seemed like it was going to boil down to who was going to foul out first -- Luka or Wemby. The answer was Wemby. Lakers won. Of course, it wasn't without drama with Smart with a puzzling inbound violation and a less than a second foul to potentially send the game to overtime, but a missed free throw saves that from happening.

火箭球迷：这比赛就看东契奇和文班谁先犯满毕业——答案：文班。湖人赢了。当然，戏剧性拉满：斯玛特谜之发球违例，然后不到一秒犯规送对手上罚球线，差点进加时，结果罚球没进。

[–]Maverickspilfecapskcab

Just how do you fucking trade Luka?? FUCK

独行侠球迷：你们TM是怎么舍得交易走东契奇的？？？淦！

[–]LakersExpensive-Salad-7828

Make your free throws, kids

湖人球迷：孩子们，好好练罚球吧。

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888

lmao, ridiculous last few seconds

公牛球迷：哈哈哈，最后几秒太魔幻了。

[–][LAL] Alex CarusoSDas_

Unsustainable as a viewing experience

湖人球迷：再也不想看这种球了。

[–][SAS] Boris Diawzna55

This game was making me rethink why I like this sport

马刺球迷：这场比赛让我开始反思为啥喜欢篮球……

[–]LakersPost_Diet1

I never want to watch basketball again

湖人球迷：我宣布正式戒球一天。

来源：Reddit

编译：Aaron